10. Jūlijs 2005

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• 2005.07.10, 23:45
• Dianetics:
  
  A huge volcano located in the heart of Mordor.
  
  Dianetics came in to being at the dawn of Middle Earth. Liquid hot magma oozes constantly from it. It was on this volcano that Sauron forged the One Ring, and changed Middle Earth forever.
  
  Elrond Hubbard, with his army of Elves, joined together with the armies of Men, and Smurfs, fought Sauron, eventually cutting off his middle finger when he flipped the bird at them. Elrond, looking up at the hideous mountain, decided to write a book about it.
  
  
  
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